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1. Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?
Johnny Depp...or someone else who shall go unnamed.
2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, do you stay?
The job I have doesn't come with a salary, foo.
3. Your boyfriend/girlfriend's ex calls and needs a tire change, do you let your boyfriend/girlfriend go?
Um...my husband doesn't have an ex, so...no.
4. Ever seen a ghost?
Yeah. At this place called Gracey Manor.
5. Would you change your body?
...O_o
6. A reason you would move to Iceland?
No reason; I don't want to move.
7. A place you've lived that you miss?
U.S. As fucked up as it is (THANKS, POLITICS!!!)
8. A person that you miss?
Mah family.
9. A band/group you thought was cool when you were little?
I didn't think any group was cool when I was little.
10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to tell?
Erik.
11. Wanna have kids before you're 30?
I already have kids and I'm 25, thank you very much.
12. A memory from high school?
Waaayyyy too many.
13. Ever have a crush on one of your parents friends?
My mom's friend's husband. I used to baby-sit their kids...
14. Naughtiest thing you've done?
...There ARE kids on this site, you know.
15. Do you look more like your mom or dad?
My mom. I'd throw myself off a cliff if I looked like my dad.
16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do?
I want to learn to play the organ. Which won't be too hard, since I can play piano.
17. If you could be with one person right now who would it be?
MAH HUBBEH!

18. Where would you like to be in 5 years?
Sane. When pigs fly.
19. Something you learned about life this year?
Never leave out the PB and J.
20. What do you want for Christmas?
Johnny Depp.
22. Last item you bought yourself?
...I don't remember...
23. What did you have for breakfast?
Some cornflakes and milk, with a latte.
25. What's your ring tone?
Currently? "My Friends."
26. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
What's sleep?
27. Have you ever been tied up?
There was this one time that Erik found some handcuffs...
28. What do you wish you were doing right now?
I have no idea.
29. Last time you witnessed a fight?
I never see any good fights. The only ones that get into fights are tittybabies and pansies.
33. Do you like your hair pulled?
NO.
34. Name three places you would like to travel to?
Caribbean, Rome, Egypt.
36. Favourite food?
Italian. And Chocolate.
38. Is bigger really better?
Depends on what you're talking about (have you guys SEEN those big-ass chocolate bars during the holidays?!)
39. What do you think of Brad Pitt?
Closest thing you can get to being a girl without having boobs.
40. Name a friend you have the most in common with?
All mah friends on dA!
42. Last person you talked with on the phone?
My mom.
43. Do you own anything with a skull on it?
What DON'T I own with a skull on it? I even have a skull themed BATHROOM.
44. Have you travelled to Europe?
I live in Paris. You tell me.
45. Last movie you watched in theaters and who with?
Sweeney Todd. With Erik.
46. If you could be anything in the world what would it be?
I like being me.
47. Last time you realized you really like someone?
First date with mah hubby.
48. Last board/card game you played?
Liar's Dice.
50. Ever got hurt playing a sport?
I don't play sports.
51. Where do you rent your movies?
I don't rent - I buy.
52. Have you said I love you to anyone today?
Yup.

Devious Comments
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Optimist is another word for Liar.
My Stories: [link]
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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I've got a signature and I'm not afraid to use it!
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
Which is good.
....
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
I LOVE IT.
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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I am a PROUD MEMBER of the DAVY NAVY!!!!!
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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I am a PROUD MEMBER of the DAVY NAVY!!!!!
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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.: my gallery .:. You cannot like it if you haven't seen it. :.
Whatever walks in my heart will walk alone......
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I am a PROUD MEMBER of the DAVY NAVY!!!!!
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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God bless,
JDT
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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God bless,
JDT
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They say follow your heart,
Follow it through.
But how can you,
When it's split in two?
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my tears come from the lack of hearing you.
but my whines are not equal to you.
Out of the many things you have done,
I am the only hart you have ever won.
You are the only song I want to hear.
This time , instead of leaving me
stay near...
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"The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides." - Audrey Hepburn
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